This post is the second of two parts. Part one can be found here: Review thingo 2020.1
14. What song will always remind you of this year?
Ballad of Bunnings Karen.
OK, so it’s not a song. It’s performance poetry in the style of Banjo Patterson.
For some bizarre reason, everytime a covid related lockdown was announced, Australian people would rush to the supermarket to stock up on toilet paper. You can’t eat it. Yet people would get TP as if their life depended on it. Also as if you couldn’t catch covid-19 by jamming the supermarket in the 2 hours before curfew or lockdown hit.
Anyway, Bunnings is a chain of hardware stores like Home Depot in the USA or B&Q in the UK. At one point, masks were mandatory inside shops, yet some people refused to wear them claiming that it was their right to not wear a mask. This song is about them.
15. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder?
Happier! I’m not dead or sick! No one I know is dead or sick!
Sadder! How did we get to this? A bunch of people thinking this is all a hoax.
b) t̶h̶i̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r̶?̶ Are you stronger?
Marginally larger. I ate a lot more working from home; and then turned to chocolate to keep me going through the day. I thought I changed this question. Perhaps the question should be: Are you stronger? I thought I changed this question. Right, I’m changing it now.
c) richer or poorer?
Probably poorer due the amount of online shopping. Yet richer, because I’m not buying a daily coffee while working in the office. I do miss that ritual.
16. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Looked after me before looking after others.
18. How did you spend Christmas?
We were supposed to spend Christmas at an old station/ranch house in the NSW outback (also like in 2019). Instead, the NPWS cancelled on us because of the rain (rain makes the dirt roads impassable for day/weeks as they get torn up if you drive on them when wet), so we spent Christmas in a motel room in Cobar. Thankfully average temperatures this year were in the low to mid 30s instead of the mid 40s! I think the only nod that we had towards it being Christmas (rather than any other day), was the teeny tiny round of Christmas Cake that I had bought from Flour and Stone. We explored a lot of Cobar and found two football fields that we didn’t know about before.
19. Did you fall in love this year?
No.
20. What was your favourite TV program?
Why do all the Australian on-demand tv stations online, on the internet require you to sign in? If I didn’t have to sign in, I probably would have watched more TV online. I don’t need to sign in when I watch your tv shows on my tv.
As it is, I can only remember watching crap home renovation tv shows, re-runs of the cook & the chef, and gogglebox.
21. What was the best book you read?
I haven’t done much reading, and as it is, I mainly read cookbooks.
I liked the bits that I saw of Maeve O’Mara’s Food Safari: Earth, Fire, Water, mainly because there was a complex interesting looking dish involving amazake (with koji) and dehydrated black olives. I was very excited to see Shannon Martinez’s A Cookbook (that happens to be Vegan) in the book remainder store. Yes, I bought it.
22. What was your favourite f̶i̶l̶m̶ theatre event?
I really only watch movies when I’m on a plane, going for an overseas holiday. No holidays in 2020, so no new movies.
So my alternate question – because I go to the theatre a lot more than I go to the cinema.
Favourite theatre event for 2020: Cursed! at Belvoir Street theatre. Three generations of family get together – are they cursed, or is life what they make of it?
I also did quite enjoy watching Hamilton online.
23. What did you do on your birthday
Fark. Worked from home. Lame, huh?
24. What kept you sane?
Cycling or yoga every morning before starting my work from home routine.
25. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Francesa Mills. Saw her in The Globe’s streaming of Two noble kinsmen, and was like *thunk* this woman is AMAZING.
26. Who did you miss?
As much as some of the stupidness annoys me … I miss being in the office with my co-workers and the ritual of going to the cafe for the morning coffee.
Onwards!